“My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It’s okay to be scared; many of you won’t be coming back. Thanks to Performance, the time has come to punish *all* God’s children! 1st, 2nd, 3rd *and* 4th-born! Why be biased? Male and female! Hell, the sexes are equal with their erogenous target heart rates blown sky high! Forward ride! The liberation of fossil fuel dependence” has begun!
Happy pedals 3!
Best Christmas ever!
“My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It’s okay to be scared; many of you won’t be coming back. Thanks to Performance, the time has come to punish *all* God’s children! 1st, 2nd, 3rd *and* 4th-born! Why be biased? Male and female! Hell, the sexes are equal with their erogenous target heart rates blown sky high! Forward ride! The liberation of fossil fuel dependence” has begun!
Could someone hand me that 5mm wrench?
Penguins build the best bikes. Their attention to detail is peerless.
It’s never too cold for a ride!
Looks like Santa outsourced down south (pole) this year.
If only I could find some clip-in’s that fit, I’d go riding !
Where the hell did my thumbs go!!!!!
Sure hope there’s a gift receipt somewhere…everyone knows penguins ride their own brand:
http://www.penguincycles.com/
Winter riding starts today!
What? Penguins love to ride too………